Jack Q.

25. It's OK to bleed during play 24. If it's a bad game, you can call a time-out 23. Every player usually has two or three sticks to choose from. 22. There is a limit to the sizes of all equipment. 21. You can still play when you get married. 20. You can change on the fly. 19. Anytime you see an open net, you can go for it. 18. If you can't get it up, who cares. 17. You can pull the goalie without getting yelled at. 16. You can score on all the teams in the league over and over again. 15. It is broadcast live on TV. 14. Every one can shoot at the same goal. 13. You can shoot in the goal and it's a good thing. 12. Because of the face-mask, nothing can get in your. 11. You always know how big the stick is. 10. It's legal to play hockey professionally. 9. The puck is always hard. 8. Protective equipment is reusable, and you don't ever have to wash it. 7. It lasts a full hour. 6. You know you're finished when the buzzer sounds. 5. Your parents cheer when you score. 4. Periods only last twenty minutes. 3. You can count on it at least twice a week. 2. You can tell your friends about it afterwards And the # 1 reason why hockey is better than sex---A two-on-one or three-on-one is common in hockey.

funniness: 6.77

rating: R