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Little Johnny's next door neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately the baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the new parents invited Little Johnny's family over to see the new baby. Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby. So, Little Johnny's dad had a long talk with Little Johnny before going to the neighbors. He said, "Now son, that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears, or I'm really going to spank your butt when we get back home." "I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Little Johnny. At the neighbors home Little Johnny leaned over the crib and touched the baby's hand. He looked at it's mother and said, "Oh what a beautiful little baby!" The mother, who had braced herself for Johnny's comment, was pleasantly surprised and said, "Thank you very much Little Johnny." He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands, and perfect little feet. Why just look at his pretty little eyes...Did the doctor say he can see good?" The mother said a bit bewildered, "Why yes...the doctor said he has 20/20 vision, why do you ask?" Little Johnny said, "Well, it's a damn good thing, 'cause he sure as hell can't wear glasses!!

funniness: 7.42

rating: PG