eat m.

Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we? Do I look like a people person? This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. You! Off my planet!! Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control. I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...? How many times do I have to flush before you go away? Aw, did I step on your poor itty bitty ego? How do I set a laser printer to stun? I'm not tense, just incredibly alert. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you. Earth is full. Go home.

funniness: 6.41

rating: PG