Michael M.

Hitler walks into a bar. He says, "Bartender. give me a beer." The bartender gave him a beer looking at him funny and asks, "Hey are you Adolf Hitler?" Hitler: Yeah. Bartender: I thought you were dead. Hitler: No I just did that so people would think I am dead and so I could be alive to start World War 3. Bartender: What are you going to do to start that? Hitler: I'M going to kill a million jews and two clowns. Bartender: Why two clowns? Hitler: SEE NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE JEWS!!!

funniness: 7.36

rating: PG