Lily A.

As a man walks into store, he noticed a sign on the door, "BEWARE OF DOG". He cautiously walks into the store. Lying in the middle of the floor was an old German Shepard. He asks the clerk behind the register, "Is THAT the dog the sign is talking about?!" The clerk replies, "Yes, before we put up the sign people kept tripping over him!"

funniness: 7.06

rating: PG