hmmmmm h.

When I went to Madras, I fucked the lady on the grass, When I inserted inch one, She said it's none, When I inserted inch two, She said it's few, When I inserted inch three, She said it's free, When I inserted inch four, She said I want more, When I inserted inch five, She said it feels like a knife, When I inserted inch six, She said it's fix, When I inserted inch seven, She said I'm in heaven, When I inserted inch eight, She said it's great, When I inserted inch nine, She said the hole is mine, When I inserted inch ten, She said are you a donkey or a man?

funniness: 6.28

rating: R