Mike R.

TECH SUPPORT: Hello, Tech Support? CALLER: I've been having problems with my computer. TECH SUPPORT: (Well, duh!) What problems do you have, sir? CALLER: I think it may be frozen. TECH SUPPORT: What's happening? CALLER: The keyboard doesn't do anything, and the mouse isn't making any responses. TECH SUPPORT: (Could he GET anymore stupid?) That is not a big problem, sir. Just turn the computer off, and then on again. CALLER: What do you mean, "on again"? TECH SUPPORT: (Uh-oh.) Um, sir? CALLER: Yes? TECH SUPPORT: (God!) The screen isn't black now, by any chance, is it, sir?

funniness: 6.42

rating: G