Rogier D.

Sign on an electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts. Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day. On a Front Door: Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog. On a Maternity Room Door: Push, Push, Push Non-smoking area: If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action Optometrist's Office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place. Scientist's Door: Gone Fission Taxidermist Window: We really know our stuff. Podiatrist's Window: Time wounds all heels. Sign on Fence: Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive. Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment. Muffler Shop: No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming. Hotel: Help! We need inn - experienced people. Butcher's Window: Pleased to meat you. Sign in an office: We shoot every 3rd salesman,and the 2nd one just left. Veterinarians Waiting Room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay! The Electric Company: We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be. Beauty Shop: Dye now! Garbage Truck: We've got what it takes to take what you've got. Computer Store: Out for a quick byte Diner Window: Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up. Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop. Cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want. Music Library: Bach in a minuet. Funeral Home: Drive carefully, we'll wait.

funniness: 7.41

rating: PG