sam b.

One day in a little town in the desert, a UFO landed and a green man came out and walked towards the town bar. As he entered the bar he approached the sherif who happened to be reading the paper. The alien stood behind him, looked over his shoulder and started to tap him on the shoulder. After a couple of minutes of doing that, the sherrif got mad and threw the paper on the ground and said, "Here, you wanna read it, go ahead." The alien pulls his dick out and starts to run it over the lines. The sherrif was very surrprised and asked, "If this is how you read then how do you have sex?" In response, the alien approached him and started tapping his shoulder.

funniness: 6.90

rating: R