David V.

A guy sees a girl in a bar. She is wearing a shirt buttoned at the neck. He walks up to her and bets her a dollar that he can touch her breast without touching her shirt. She knows that its not possible so she agrees to the bet. The guy places his hand firmly on her breast and squeezes. After he does this, the girl said, "You touched my shirt." The guy replies, "Okay, so I owe you a dollar."

funniness: 7.37

rating: PG