lindsay f.

"Today in class", said Mrs. Johnson the kindergarten teacher. "Were going to play a guessing game". "Ok here we go, its a fruit, its yellow, and tastes good". Little Susie raised her hand. "its a lemon!" "No I'm sorry its a banana but I'm glad to se you're thinking" "Next one, its red, a fruit, grows on trees ". "Its a ball, "No its a apple but I'm glad to see you're thinking". Little Johnny stands up and says "I got one, ok it long and hard, has a pink tip and is in my pocket." "JOHNNY!" "That's inappropriate." "It's a pencil but I'm glad to see you're thinking."

funniness: 7.27

rating: PG