Ivan A.

Do you have a quarter? Cuz my mom told me to call when I met the girl of my dreams. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven. You must be tired cuz you've been running through my mind all night. When I first saw you all I heard was "Beeewwwwww Beeeewwwwww" The sound of an ambulance coming to take me away. I wish you were a door so I could bang you all night long.

funniness: 5.91

rating: PG