Heather C.

Men are like ... Coffee The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied and can keep you up all night long. Men are like ... Cement After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard. Men are like ... Chocolate Bars Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips. Men are like ... Blenders You think that you need one, but you're not quite sure why. Men are like ... Coolers Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere. Men are like ... Copiers You need them for reproduction, but that's about it. Men are like ... Curling Irons They're always hot, and they're always in your hair. Men are like ... Government Bonds They take so long to mature. Men are like ... High Heels They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. Men are like ... Horoscopes They always tell you what to do, but they're usually wrong. Men are like ... Lawn Mowers If you're not pushing one around, you're usually riding it. Men are like ... Lava Lamps Fun to look at, but not all that bright. Men are like ... Laxatives They irritate the shit out of you. Men are like ... Mascara They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like ... Mini Skirts If you're not careful they'll creep up your legs. Men are like ... Noodles They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough. Men are like ... Parking Spots The good ones are already taken, and the ones that are left are handicapped or extremely small. Men are like ... Weather Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like ... Plungers They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom. Men are like ... Popcorn They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Men are like ... Placemats They only show up when there's food on the table. Men are like ... Snowstorms You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. Men are like ... Used Cars Both are easy to get, cheap and unreliable. Men are like ... Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.

funniness: 6.98

rating: R