Shannon A.

Once there was a boy named Henry Humper Harder. It was the first day of school. His parents (Mr. and Mrs. Harder) were coming to visit him in his class to see how he was getting along with all the other kids. When the teacher was done teaching the math lesson, she said, "Are there any questions?" Henry H. Harder said, "Teacher, will you take off your blouse for me?" "Well, alright." said the teacher. Later, Henry H. Harder asked," Teacher, will you take off your shirt for me?" "Well, okay. But this is the last time I will do this." said the teacher. Later, Henry H. Harder asked yet ANOTHER question. "Teacher," he asked, "will you strip off the rest of your clothes for me?" "Argh! Okay, But this is the last time!" So when she was all naked, Henry H. Harder started humping her ALOT! Then his parents finally arrived. When they saw what he was doing, they screamed his name in anger, "Henry Humper Harder!" He replied, "I'm trying!"

funniness: 5.59

rating: R