Nick M.

The Italian says, "When I've finished a makin' da love withah my girlfriend, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats as 6 inches above da bed in ecstasy." The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when ah've finished makin' ze love with ze girlfiend, I kiss her all ze way down her body an zen I lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tounge an she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy." The Redneck says, "That ain't nuttin' fellers. When I've finished doin' it to my old lady, I get outta bed, walk over to th' winders and wipe my pecker on the curtains. She freakin' hits the ceilin'!!"

funniness: 7.39

rating: R