Jeremy Y.

Two guys are sitting in a bar one of them is Dave. His friend says "Dave, Dave, Dave, you got to get a boat Dave. Boats are just wonderful. Just the other day a beautiful blonde walked my boat and said 'nice boat'. So i took her out in the middle of the lake and said 'you have to have sex with me or swim back' and she didn't know how to swim dave." The next day Dave and his buddy are sitting at the bar again. His friend says "Dave, Dave, Dave, you got to get a boat Dave. Boats are just wonderful. Just the other day a beautiful burnette walked my boat and said 'nice boat'. So i took her out in the middle of the lake and said 'you have to have sex with me or swim back' and she didn't know how to swim dave." The following day Dave and his buddy are once again sitting at the bar. His friend says "Dave, Dave, Dave, don't get a boat Dave. Boats are just terrible. Just the other day a beautiful red head with a great body and everything walked by my boat and said 'nice boat'. So i took her out in the middle of the lake and said 'you have to have sex with me or swim back' well she had a dick this big (spreads his hands apart about 8 inches) and she didn't know how to swim Dave.

funniness: 6.55

rating: R