Ward N.

Dormitory = dirty room Clint Eastwood = Old West action Western Union = no wire unsent The Country Side = no city dust here Evangelist = evil's agent Astronomers = Moon starers Desperation = a rope ends it The Morse Code = here come dots Slot Machines = cash lost in 'em Disraeli = I lead, Sir. Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler Silicon Graphics = a long chip crisis The United States of America = attaineth its cause, freedom Statue of Liberty = built to stay free Raiders of the Lost Ark = Ford, the real star, is OK The Towering Inferno = not worth fire engine William Jefferson Clinton = Firm clean fellow. Joint? Sin! George Bush = he bugs Gore Ronald Reagan = a darn long era The best things in life are free = Nail-biting refreshes the feet "That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." = A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!

funniness: 6.57

rating: G