Keri K.

There was once a 16-year-old boy named Deeper in the tenth grade. He was always acting up in school, so his parents were asked to come to meet with the principal. While they were in the meeting, Deeper was asked to keep himself busy, and so he went to the classroom of his homeroom teacher where she was grading papers. She was dressed in a tight blouse and a mini skirt, and just the sight of her made him hard, so he walked over to her and turned her chair toward him. He told her, "God, you make me hard. Feel my dick!" Shocked, she said no, but he told her that his parents were meeting with the principal and that if she didn't, he'd tell on her, and then the principal would fire her. So fearing for her job, she reached out and grabbed the bulge at his pants. He moaned and told her to get naked. Again, she was shocked and refused, but again he threatened her that the principal would fire her, and so she agreed and got naked. He smiled and got naked himself. Kissing her and throwing her onto the desk, he started pounding away at her, and she was moaning and gasping with the best orgasm of her life when his parents walked into the room. They all screamed in unison, "DEEPER!" and he looked up at them and said, "I'M TRYING!"

funniness: 7.25

rating: R