muhamed k.

yo mama so tall, she did a backflip and kicked jesus in the mouth. yo mama so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey. yo mama's glasses are so thick, she looks at a roadmap and sees people waving. yo mama so hairy, bigfoot takes pictures of her. yo mama so short, she can tie her shoes standing up. yo mama so bald, i can see whats on her mind

funniness: 5.32

rating: PG