Jim h.

There is a war going on and the Americans control one side of a river and the Japanese control the other side. There is an American soldier patrolling one side of the river and a Japanese on the other. Every day at the same time the American and the Japanese meet at the same spot, and the two are always trying to talk but they can't understand what each other are saying. So one day the Japanese soldier makes a motion that resembled the sun rising over a mountain. So the American says, "Ya the sun rising over the mountain, but I don't understand what you are talking about." So the two keep walking. The next day the Japanese makes a swimming motion to the American, so the American says, "Ya swimming but I still don't understand what you are talking about." So they keep on walking. The next day they meet and the Japanese makes motions like a river, and the American says, "Ya the river but I still don't know what you are talking about." So the two keep walking. The next day the Japanese puts two of his fingers in a circle made from his fingers. So the American says, "Ya dig a hole but I still have no clue what you are talking about." So they keep walking. The next day they meet and the Japanese makes a motion like his eyes are popping out. So the American goes, "Oh shit!" and takes off running to his General. Once he gets there he says to his General. "General, General, the Japanese on the other side of the river says that tomorrow when the sun rises over the mountain he is going to swim across the river, and fuck me up the ass till my eyes pop out."

funniness: 6.39

rating: R