Sarah P.

A preacher was dying, and he sent for Bill and Hillary Clinton. They were very flattered and agreed to come. When they got there, he asked them to stand on either side of the bed and hold his hands. The pastor lay on the bed with a look of pure joy on his face. They were even more flattered, but finally, their curiosity got the better of them. They asked why he wanted them there while he was dying. He smiled and said: "I just wanted to die like Jesus. He died between two thieves."

funniness: 6.59

rating: G