LiL A.

One night, a little boy asked his mom if he could take a shower with her. She said yes, but only if the little boy promised not to look up or down. Out of curiosity, the little boy asked why and the mom replied, if you look up, you'll see 2 balls and if you look down, you'll see a bush. The next night, the little boy took a shower with his dad and his dad told him not to look down or he would see a snake. Later that night, the little boy went to sleep with both his parents. Next morning, the mom found her husband lying there unconscious and blood everywhere. She asked the boy what had happened and he replied, I saw the snake going into the bush so I cut it off.

funniness: 6.34

rating: R