Garfield G.

Q: What is the best thing to put in a birthday cake? A: Your teeth. Q: What do cats say on New Year's Eve? A: "Happy Mew Year." Q: When do pigs like to play in the dirt? A: Ground Hog's Day. Q: What is a pig's favorite holiday? A: Valen-swine's Day. Q: What happens when two valentines fight? A: A heart gets broken. Q: Why was cupid put in jail? A: He was caught stealing hearts.

funniness: 3.38

rating: G