Erin H.

One day during school a little boy went up to his teacher and said that he had found a frog. "Was the frog dead or alive?" the teacher asked. "It was dead," said the boy. "How do you know it was dead?" questioned the teacher. "Cause I pissed in its ear," the boy replied. "You WHAT?!?!" exclaimed the teacher. "You know, I leaned over and went 'Pssst....'"

funniness: 7.12

rating: PG