Dan B.

Bill Clinton and three of his closest friends go out for a game of golf. On about the eigth hole, Bill takes off his shirt because he is too hot. When he lifts up his arms to shoot, his friends notice that he has a pair of woman's panties in his armpit. His friends are too embarrised to ask him why. When they finish playing golf, they go up to the bar for some drinks. One of Bill's friends, Joey, finally asks him, "Bill, why do you have woman's panties under you arm?" Bill then replies, "It's a patch... I'm trying to quit!"

funniness: 5.93

rating: PG