Sweta R.

BOY: Since we met, I can't eat or drink... GIRL: Why not? BOY: I'm broke. BOY: May I hold your hand?? GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy. GIRL: Did you miss me while I was away? BOY: Were you away? GIRL: Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night? BOY : What time was it? GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me... GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number? GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.

funniness: 5.52

rating: PG