Fawn F.

There was this old Italian guy who had three sons. The old guy goes to his first son and asks, "Son, Whata do you like to eat da most of?" He replies, "O Papa, I lova da spaghetti. But I always seem to get it in my lap." The father replies, "Oh no son, you taka too biga bite." So he goes to his second son, "Son, whata do you like to eat the most of." And the son replies, "Oh papa, I lova da raviolli. But I always seem to get it in my lap." The father again replies, "Oh no son, you taka too biga bite." Finally he goes to his third son and asks, "Son, whata do you like to eat the most of." He replies, "Oh papa, I lova da pussy." The father replies, "Oh no son, it taste a like shit." The son goes, "Oh no papa, you taka too biga bite."

funniness: 7.43

rating: R