M P.

I'm glad I'm a man, and this is why When I get upset I can swear, not cry, When I'm at my job, I'll get a big raise, I don't have a period every 28 days. If I'm in a car and I have to pee, I'll just get out and go on a tree. When I'm outside I can wear a hat, and my pants don't make my butt look fat. Clothes are clothes, I can wear them twice, in a row, and then they still look nice. I can grow a beard, yeah it looks cool, and take off my shirt, at a swimming pool. Yeah I'm glad I'm a man, 'cause of one more thing, Flowers can solve...... EVERYTHING.

funniness: 6.35

rating: PG