Renee L.

A man walks into a crowded resturaunt, after a long days work. The host stops him after he enters and tells him that he cannot be seated without a tie. The man protest, telling the host that he does not have a tie. The host tells him that he is sorry but he will not be able to seat him. Tired and hungry, the man goes out the door and informs the host that he will be right back. Outside the man searches frantically for a tie or anything that resembles a tie in his car. He searches the trunk and finds a set of jumper cables. He quickly ties them around his neck and enters the resturaunt once again. He looks at the host and ask, "Will this do?". The host replies, "I guess so...just don't start anything while you are here."

funniness: 4.63

rating: G