Cait C.

There are two lines for men waiting to enter the pearly gates of Heaven. One line is marked for men who have been controlled by their wives. The line is huge and extends for miles and miles. The second line is marked for men who have controlled their wives. In that line is standing one meek-looking man. St. Peter walks up to the man and says, "Excuse me, are you supposed to be in this line?" And the little old man responds, "I think so. My wife told me to stand here."

funniness: 7.06

rating: G