Nat B.

A young lady was suffering really bad stomach pain. This had been going on for weeks, but was getting worse. Finally it had got so bad that she couldn't do her job properly and she decided to go and see her doctor. The doctor quickly examined her, did a copuple of tests, and told her to come back in a week for the results. When she returned, the doctor knew exactly what was wrong. He tried to put it subtly. "Well", he said, "put it like this, in nine months time you should be getting used to changing diapers..." "I'm pregnant!!!" She exclaimed "No, you have colorectal cancer."

funniness: 4.22

rating: R