Cutie P.

One night, a man and a woman were sitting at their kitchen table eating dinner. After the man finished he said, "Wife, I am going to take me a shower and go to bed." So the man left leaving the wife all alone. After about ten minutes or so, the wife began to feel a bit frisky so she decided to surprise her husband in the shower. She strips off her clothes and goes in the bathroom. She opens the shower door and finds her husband masturbating! "What the heck are you doing?" the woman screams. "Hey," the man says,"it's mine and I can wash it as fast as I wanna!"

funniness: 6.27

rating: R