Danielle L.

One day, a blonde was drunk and she needed a ride home. She called her mom's house. Come to find out, no one was home. So, thinking that she was being really smart, she decided to call her grandma to come and pick her up and leave a message on her mother's machiene. The message said, "Hi, mom. It's me, Lola. I'm drunk and at the party that you told me not to go to. If you don't get this message, call Grandma. Thanks!"

funniness: 4.51

rating: PG