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The pope felt ill one day and went to see a doctor. After serious examining, the doctor told the pope's cardinals that "I have some good news and some bad news. The pope has a rare disease of the testicles. There is only one way to cure it. He must have sex." When the pope was told this he said, "I agree on 4 conditions. First, she must be blind so she can not see who it is she is screwing. Second, she must be deaf so she can not hear who it is she is screwing. Third, she must be dumb so if she finds out she can not tell anybody." "And the forth?" asked someone. To which the pope replied, "Big tits!"

funniness: 7.39

rating: R