Jimmy D.

One day, a man walked into a restaurant, ordered an English breakfast, and then proceeded to ask the waiter, "Can you burn the sausages to a crisp please, so that they can only be identified by reference to their dental records". The waiter was taken aback by the request, and respond, "I'm sorry sir, we cannot serve you burnt food here". The disgruntled customer retorted, "Why not? You did last week!"

funniness: 4.59

rating: G