Kelly G.

1. Use as a breast enhancer. 2. Use as a penis enlarger. 3. Use as a microphone. 4. Use as a retriever. 5. Wear it as a hat. 6. Use is as a weapon. 7. Use as a large hickie producer. 8. Use as a insect/fly swatter. 9. Use as a ttick horse. 10. Use as a drum stick.

funniness: 3.28

rating: PG