Ashleigh S.

John and Steve were high school buddies. They have not seen each other since they both went to college. Five years went by and they ran into each other at a bar. John spotted Steve first, "Hey Steve!" "Hey John! Long time no see!" John was surprised that Steve spoke smoothly without stutters--Steve has been stuttering since he was a child. "How did you fix your speaking?" "I went to the doctor and he said that if I speak really slow, I won't stutter! Did you hear? I almost got married!" "How did you ALMOST get married?" "Well, I was sitting on the front porch with my fiance and the dog was sitting there too and he was scratching his back! Although I have to speak slow, I said to my wife: When we're married YOU can do that for me and then I pointed to the dog. But, because I talk so slow, by then he was licking his balls!"

funniness: 7.27

rating: PG