Sarah I.

Rome--An Italian physics student has made his mark in contributing to culture and love. Lino Missio has invented a condom that plays Brahms' Lullaby if it breaks during a rollicking roll in the hay. If the condom ruptures, an electrical impulse is created, triggering the musical performance. [Brahms never thought the skin flute would make it into his orchestra]

funniness: 5.53

rating: PG