Ruth B.

Three old spinster sisters were sitting around the house when one of them went upstairs to get some asprin. As soon as she reached the bathroom she called down to the others, "Will one of you come up here, I have forgotten what I was looking for?" So one of the sisters went to help, but when she got halfway up the stairs she paused to adjust her skirt and then called out, "Sisters, was I going up, or was I coming down?" The third sister sitting in the living room knocked three times on the end table said, "Knock on wood, I am not like them......Was that the front door or the back?"

funniness: 5.81

rating: G