Edward H.

One day a man went to the doctors and said, "Doctor you've gotta help me! I don't know what's wrong but I have a red ring round my penis!" The doctor said that he'd have to take a look at it and he did. He gave the man some soap and said, "I want you to wash it everyday and if its still there in a week come back. Then another man came in and said, "Doctor you've gotta help me! I don't know what's wrong but I have a green ring round my penis!" The doctor again said that he'd have to take a look at it and again he did. Then the doctor said, "Right we gonna have to amputate!" The other man said, "What but you just gave the other man some soap and told him to wash it!" The doctor answered, "Yes but there's a difference between lipstick and gangrene!"

funniness: 6.35

rating: R