Deb D.

Once upon a time, a man married a woman who had a twin sister. Within a year, the man was in court filing for a divorce. The judge asked the reason. The man replied that every once in a while, his sister-in-law would visit and because his wife was an identical twin, he sometimes became confused and ended up making love to the wrong one. The judge said that they couldn't be so identical that there wasn't some way he could tell the difference. "Yes, your honor," the man replied, "There is a difference. That's why I want a divorce."

funniness: 7.28

rating: PG