Natalie Z.

Good idea: On Halloween, dressing up as Batman. Bad idea: On Halloween, dressing up as a pinyota. Good idea: Farting inside the washroom or outside. Bad idea: Farting at a pleasant dinner with your boss. Good idea: Driving on the highway on the right lane. Bad idea: Driving on the highway on the wrong lane. Good idea: When you gotta go #2, make sure you make it in the toilet. Bad idea: Not making sure where you make it, when you gotta go #2. Good idea: When you're in the woods, after you went #2, wiping your ass with leaves. Bad idea: When you're in the woods, after you went #2, wiping your ass with poison ivy. Good idea: Hugging a tree. Bad idea: Hugging a tree when lightening is in the skys. Good idea: Buying a computer game. Bad idea: Buying the computer game with no game inside the box. Good idea: drinking apple juice. Bad idea: drinking piss.

funniness: 3.22

rating: PG