Dan B.

A man, walking home late one night, decided to take a shortcut across the cemetary. He fell into a freshly dug grave. After trying to jump out for some time, he decided escape was futile and sat down to wait for morning. Some time later another man, very drunk, decided to take the same shortcut and met the same fate. The drunk didn't see the first man and proceeded to attempt escape. After watching the drunks efforts for some time, the first man puts his hand on the drunk's shoulder and said, "You'll never get out of here." By that time the drunk already was!

funniness: 5.39

rating: PG