Rebecca G.

One Day this girl who was about to get married got invited to a dancing party by her friend. She asked her friend what to do if a cute guy asked her to dance. Her friend told her to say, "I'm concentrating on matroamony and I prefer to sit. Well, when she got to the party a cute guy did ask her to dance. Well, she got soooo nervous that instead of saying the right thing she said, "I'm constapated on macaroni and I prefer to shit."

funniness: 5.61

rating: PG