Kasey M.

Getting prepared for plastic surgery on his male member his doctor asks, "I can't help but be curious. What happened to you? You're a mess." "Well, it's like this doc, I live in a trailer park and my next door neighbor is a woman who is built like a brick shit house. Every night she takes a wiener out of the fridge puts it in a hole in the floor and masturbates on it. I was thinking that this is a real waste of pussy! So I got the bright idea to get under her trailer, remove the wiener and replaced it with my dick. All was going well until someone knocked on her door and she tried to kick it under the stove!"

funniness: 7.43

rating: R