Tiffany S.

1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it! 2. Don't you find it a bit unnerving that doctor's call what they do "practice"? 3. Montana: At least the cows are sane. 4. Warning: Dates on a calendar are closer than they appear. 5. There will always be prayer in public shcools as long as there are tests. 6. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are still missing. 7. All men are idiot's, I married their king! 8. God must love idiots. He made so many of them! 9. The longer you complain, the longer God lets you live.

funniness: 6.08

rating: PG