Coli P.

There was a new kindergarten class, and the teacher wanted to know each child's name. The first girl responded, "Hi my name is Lily, my mother named me that because a lily fell on her stomache when she was pregnant with me." The second girl responded, "Hi my name is Rose, my mother dear named me that because a Rose landed on her stomache when she was pregnant with sweet me!" And the third boy responded, "Ummm... H-h-hi, m-m-my n-n-name is Piano!"

funniness: 5.98

rating: PG