Vivien L.

1. If there was a beggar, her name was Chris and Chris have a brother named John. But the same John did not have a brother. How could that be? 2. Sally's mother have four child. The biggest one is Penny, the second child is Nickel, and the third child is Quarter. Who's the fourth one? 3. Once there was a woman who's trying to find out how much she weighs, but when she stood on the scale, it went to 1 pound. Why? Answers: 1. Chris is short for Christina. So, the beggar was a girl. 2. The forth is Sally!! 3. Because she was too heavy and it went over!

funniness: 3.57

rating: PG