Silly G.

1. If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? 2. Why do Kamikazy pilots wear helmets? 3. Do crematoriums give discounts for burn victims? 4. If a tree falls in a forest, and no one is around, does it still make a sound? 5. Why do trucks haul "shipments" and ships ship "cargo"?

funniness: 5.27

rating: G