Sarah L.

A man is going grocery shopping. He pulls his car into a space and starts walking in. He turns to his right and see's a woman slumped over the wheel. He thinks she might be hurt, but his better judgement gets the better of him and he resolves that she is sleeping. After about 40 minutes he comes out of the store. To his suprise she is still slumped over the wheel not movining. He briskly walks over to her and asks her if she is ok. She says that she was shot in the back of her head, and her brains are coming out. The man looks in the back seat and see's a half opened biscuit can and dough on the back of her head. -Just in case you didn't get it, the can blew-up in the heat and hit her in the back of the head.

funniness: 4.18

rating: G